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Crazy breakup
Every Monday I visit our family doctor so this Monday I went here is how it goes;
Tina:Morning doc
doc: Good morning Tina
Tina:I've been sneezing lately and I think my weight is increasing
doc:well what have you been eating??
Tina:chocolates since my boyfriend buys for me all the time
doc: OK,so does he bring you flowers??
Tina: yes of course the lily of the valley
doc:does he love you?
Tina: yeah so much, but why ask
doc:well......chocolate has been increasing your weight and your allergic to lily flowers
Tina: what but he's a medical student
doc:as I said does he love you??
Tina: I'll deal with this
Mad I was leaving the doctor heading to my boyfriend's place
(knocks on the door)
kelvin:hey Tina I prepared your favourite guess what
Tina: chocolate
kelvin: good guess(smiles)
Tina: your a medical student right
don't you know it increases my weight
kelvin:I know but that's how I roll with chocolate since it symbolizes love
Tina: hey I don't wanna be fat as an elephant
kelvin:you even dislike my flowers
Tina:coz I'm allergic to them
Kelvin: you know even love dislikes you,when we knew each other you cried when I hadn't sent you chocolate and flowers
Tina: I'm snnezing like a camel and getting fat like an elephant
Kelvin: Are you allergic to love too
Tina: why so
Kelvin: the way I express my love to you doesn't work out
You know how it ended
"BREAK UP"
#Love isn't chocolate and flowers it's beyond limits