Thee rain an the wind was
sipping out side then I look and see
A car driving past my place
and it was fast. So I was like
what is this.
Then what I saw next was amazing
but crazy I saw a 🐆 with a coat rack
in his mouth making animal sounds like
he the king of the jungle in my hood.
So he runs away when a car come
up the block. SO I see that coat rack
lying on the road. So I open my door
and pick it up off the ground and set it
in my house. I wonder how a leopard
got a coat rack and who did he eat to get it. It must be a bad ass house rack for him to be carrying that's why I knew
I must have it. So pandemic on and so I sitting back and what goes on next is mind blowing .I was minding my business
Then this motherfucking coat rack
come in the kitchen making a metal
sound and hit at the refrigerator door
open and was putting beer I had in there
on its racks now I don't like that.
So I go get a bat. And run in the kitchen
Then he stop like he just standing there
with the door open. So I say ahh what
you doin man. I put you in living room
not the kitchen man you want a beer you got to pay for it. Man coat rack can't live
in here this mind. So you know what this coat rack did he jumped at me and spiked the beer in my hand. Then once
he did that he took it and pored it all over himself like he was at a stripp club
or something and no pandemic was on.
So I am bleeding mouthfucker what you
fittin to lose cause I am going to beat you. Then he 🏃 I chase him around the
table swinging my bat and he givi g fucking chase a swan house coat rack
how. So I get him an throw his ads out my open window but he didn't like that.
So he outside for five minutes right.
Then he jump back in got a nerve to
make that metal noise all over my floors
So I say I got my flock this bitch bitch
going down. Coat Rack I am not taking your shit no more. It's about time I show
you who's house you in. So I get the gun
and blow his ads back out on the lawn.
It's was so loud that I thought I heard
the neighborhood say way there him go
he off y'all. So they all watching as I handle some very funny business that came to my house. So I go and smack that thing and yell Leopards come get his
add he done thought he could rule me.
He done came to the wrong house.So
So I farted on him. And once that funk
was out he was crying and I was like
this not all and I shoot at the rack. And
Then it was as if he got his strength back
he start me taking out. And I am like
this bitch what? He stabs me with one of his coat rack legs and trips my ads on my own lawn and I say funk you and sip. Then he 🏃 s down the road an that's the last time I see him he just left me in my grass hurt that bad ass coat rack
the one the leopard brought up the road
man to start a bunch of shit up in my home man. This don't make no sense but yes this how it all happened man
so I got to get it back so I can finish what I started cause he just was wrong
for doing that to me a human . And he a coat rack. So the police laugh and leave
the man's house looking for a coat rack
and 🐆 lose in the area bring the noise of drama to the area. But I the news reporter go to the woods and I say
coat rack what's your story and he say
he didn't let me have a beer and he pulled a gun on me and 🐆 could not come in there it was some shit public so I left now I am homeless so if you see
me on your 📺 let me in and I got a mask on point. So then him and 🐆
run in the woods after the interview.
So the news reporter say this is a very
misunderstood story but it's very funny
have a great day lash as signing off.

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