The diabolical laughter of children, mixed with the thunderous boasting
of the older men to stroke their very fragile ego. Not to forget the painfully obvious criticising stares of the women.

*Sigh, How I hate family reunions.

I didn't even know we had these much cousins or my mother have these much siblings. Every reunion, the number keeps on increasing! Where did all these people come from?

One more kid that will try to climb unto my back. Just so, I can be their 'magnificent' horsey.
I swear to god,
I'll yeet them out the backyard.

"Kurt! Just on time. I've been looking for you."

Said the overly preppy fake ass voice.

It's...