Poet: She is every man's dream.

Homosexuals: Not every men has the same dream. You should reconsider what you wrote.

Poet: She is the dream of most men.

Liberals: You have no right to quantify the gender system. You should reconsider what you wrote.

Poet : (aarghh 😡😬) She is a dream.

Scientists: Dream is something that slow down the metabolism and interrupts the blood sugar levels. You should reconsider what you wrote.

Poet: F**k you all. She is bullshit.

Feminists: Excuse me?