American: Last night I power massaged my wife and I made love in the barn. I made her scream for 3 minutes.

Italian: Last night I massaged my wife with the finest olive oil, then we made love and I made her scream non stop 5 minutes.

English: Last night I massaged my wife with English Tea Oil and then when I made love she screamed for 10 minutes.

Russian: Last Night I massaged my wife with Siberian Ice and then we made love over the ice slab. She screamed non-stop for 10 minutes.


French: Last night I massaged my wife with special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for 20 minutes.

Indian: That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife with ghee, then made love and made her scream for 2 hrs.

Italian & French, both astonished: Two hours! How?


Indian: I wiped my hands on the curtains.


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