Contains Nigerian pidgin English

Helen parents and my parents were friends. so, we grew up as sisters. Though, I am two years older than Helen. But, we did everything together and lived in the same apartment in school.
Helen my bf met this guy John at the school library on a must study week a few years ago.
I can still remember how blushed she was, every time John walks into the library. No doubt this John of a guy was every girls dream. I guess he was God's masterpiece!
On our way home
Helen confined in me that she was having a deep crush on John and asked if she could approach John to express what she felt, since we're no more kids.
Being older and more experienced with guys, I candidly advised her not to try that. Because being Nigerians, once you approach a guy you're seen as cheap, and, worthless.

Helen: Babe so how this bobo wan even notice me??
Minika: Girl nor worry! This one na body language you go use approach am. You go need look very sharp from now on. If you see am just greet am with beta warm smile. Him go soon observe you.
Helen: madam body language, you sure say this pattern go work??
minika: mma no worry! this way na sure.

Every morning she keeps telling me about how she dreamed that John and her were an item. And, I'll laugh really hard and uncontrolled.. She only gets pissed and be like *my dream go soon come through*
She started applying the tips I gave. And, slowly Helen and John became an item. Top notch item at...