Remember I was telling you about the dating website with the "CRAZY COCK ADDICTS" and Viagra ZOMBIES, Here's a follow up....🤮(sorry) SOOOOO Riding Robin in the hood 6419 from Robbinsville Nj 🤨 (sorry I think that's a clever name )👍 just hit me up telling me she's available in 20 minutes and she's right around the corner 😳 Would I like any company 🤔 ..... LET ME THINK.... 🤔UMMMM FUCK TO THE NO, TO THE NO NO NO 🤔AND , OH HELL THE FUCK NO !!🤨 And then it dawned on me 😳 she was getting laid AND called ME !!! 😳 dude I told you it's fucking crazy bizzaro WTF NUTS out here man 😳 that crazy freak was multitasking during sex, I mean how did she pull that shit off without him knowing😳, I'll be honest I don't know whether to be offended or impressed🙀 I mean it's been a while I just can't see giving that much money up $250 .......SERIOUSLY ?! like .,.......NO .. I told her GAS is 4 something almost $5 bucks a gallon I CAN'T JUST BE PISSING AWAY $250 For what 15 minutes of Omg omg oh oh (hi this is robin you want some company?) Harder harder oh yeah (ill be over in 10 minutes 😳) omg😴 listening to her making the next appointment 🤨
I'll take my left hand for a $1000 Alex 🤔...... If I thought she was going to be like Julia Roberts in that movie with the guy what the hell is his name ..... THAT'S going to bother me 🤔.....The Rock !!☝️(I know I know it was Richard Gere it's just that the ROCK is in every freaking movie on TV) ANYWAY we're talking about "ME" here 🧐 so you know she's going to be a tobacco chewin crotch scratchin hairy arm pit bald headed cross between Bruce Jenner and that little girl in The exorcist who projectile vomits all over people , I mean she's probably about 6' ft 6" tall and able to bench press a Ford F-250 and could reverse birth me during sex 😳🥺
Reverse birth?! That's when you get sucked in by her vaginas gravitational pull , and she has to push you back out basically !🤔
I'll end up in the land of the lost remember that show ?🧐 Anyhoo just thought you'd like to know 👍
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