Once upon a time, there was a young scholar by the name of John. John had always been fascinated by the world of academics and he'd been a star student his entire life.

He had the kind of intelligence that made all the other students in the faculty green with envy. Regardless of the subject, it seemed like there was nothing that John couldn't learn. To make matters even better, he had a brilliant wit that he shared with his contemporaries.

One day, John got a brilliant idea. He wanted to write a funny intellectual...