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A Joke
Ever have anyone break in and wreck something?
The day came when Saint Peter, who to this day still stands at the gates of heaven, to judge those who were destroyed in Sodom and Gomora.
One walks up to the gates, and Saint Peter asks? Did you learn anything from your destruction? The guy replies: "Yes yes sir, I learnt my lesson good." "Ok" said Saint Peter. I have only one further question, but it's about golf. Saint Peter then proceeded to ask: "Is there anything better than a hole in one?" The man from Sodom and Gomora was thinking to himself:
"I know this is a trick question, but I don't know how to answer." He ponders the question for 5, 10, 15, 20 minutes, and the people in line behind him are getting impatient ... 30, 40 60 minutes pass as he ponders the question. "Get on with it man! It's getting cold and we need some rest". Shouted another in line behind him.
So, he decides he wouldn't answer at all and made a break for it!
He tried jumping the fence in attempt to break through heavens gates, so Saint Peter called in a couple angels to bind him hand and foot and cast him into outer darkness, so he may receive further education.
The next guy comes up to the front, and Saint Peter asks the same of him. "Yes Saint Peter, I have learned well." "Is there anything better than a hole in one?" Asked Saint Peter.
The man replies: "Yes there is … "Two holes in one." Saint Peter says: "Welcome my friend you may enter. God is a Jealous God indeed, and She Knows your needs." It came time for the man in line who was getting impatient to see Saint Peter. "Have you learned your lesson from your destruction" asked Saint Pete.
Yes! Yes! Yes! You damn well know I have!
Saint Pete exclaims "Holy Fuck! ... ... As God comes out SHE grabs the man herself and says: "Get your fucking ass in here Now!!!" Saint Pete was baffled. He had never seen her do that before. What the fuck just happend? God replies, it's exactly as you told the other guy. " God knows the need"
Saint Peter asked "What was his need. I was thinking he needed more patience." Saint Peter, you can be such a dip shit sometimes. Replied God
Then it dawned on him and he shouted "Holy fucking hell! "Exactly"! Then a voice from heaven was heard ... "Thank ya momma"
© All Rights Reserved J.P. Belt
The day came when Saint Peter, who to this day still stands at the gates of heaven, to judge those who were destroyed in Sodom and Gomora.
One walks up to the gates, and Saint Peter asks? Did you learn anything from your destruction? The guy replies: "Yes yes sir, I learnt my lesson good." "Ok" said Saint Peter. I have only one further question, but it's about golf. Saint Peter then proceeded to ask: "Is there anything better than a hole in one?" The man from Sodom and Gomora was thinking to himself:
"I know this is a trick question, but I don't know how to answer." He ponders the question for 5, 10, 15, 20 minutes, and the people in line behind him are getting impatient ... 30, 40 60 minutes pass as he ponders the question. "Get on with it man! It's getting cold and we need some rest". Shouted another in line behind him.
So, he decides he wouldn't answer at all and made a break for it!
He tried jumping the fence in attempt to break through heavens gates, so Saint Peter called in a couple angels to bind him hand and foot and cast him into outer darkness, so he may receive further education.
The next guy comes up to the front, and Saint Peter asks the same of him. "Yes Saint Peter, I have learned well." "Is there anything better than a hole in one?" Asked Saint Peter.
The man replies: "Yes there is … "Two holes in one." Saint Peter says: "Welcome my friend you may enter. God is a Jealous God indeed, and She Knows your needs." It came time for the man in line who was getting impatient to see Saint Peter. "Have you learned your lesson from your destruction" asked Saint Pete.
Yes! Yes! Yes! You damn well know I have!
Saint Pete exclaims "Holy Fuck! ... ... As God comes out SHE grabs the man herself and says: "Get your fucking ass in here Now!!!" Saint Pete was baffled. He had never seen her do that before. What the fuck just happend? God replies, it's exactly as you told the other guy. " God knows the need"
Saint Peter asked "What was his need. I was thinking he needed more patience." Saint Peter, you can be such a dip shit sometimes. Replied God
Then it dawned on him and he shouted "Holy fucking hell! "Exactly"! Then a voice from heaven was heard ... "Thank ya momma"
© All Rights Reserved J.P. Belt
