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Time To Laugh Episode 6
1: Never allow your boyfriend to pray silently, tell him to speak out. He might be asking for a new girlfriend.
2: Money is the root of all evil, but poverty is the complete tree. A forest. An evil forest for that matter.
3: So you have been dating a girl for 10yrs, what exactly are
your plans, dude? To accompany her to menopause or what 🤷♀️
4: If by this time your cellphone is still a blackberry, congrats 👏 you have won the award of stubbornness.
5: My dear people who bleach their skin, if on judgement day your face doesn't match with the one on angel Gabriel's laptop. Don't cause any confusion just walk straight to hell.
6: Those of you who your Facebook profile says "Living in the US and working in Iraq". I'm not saying that you are lying. I'm just bothered, how are you
coping with the transport fare 🤷♀️👏
7: That joy, when someone takes your space in a queue and the ATM swallows their card💔😂😂.
8: Dear girls, you left our house in Spain and went all the way to Dubai to see a guy. Then something wants to happen and you are now like " I didn't come for this ". What exactly did you come for, to charge your phone or what 🤷♀️?
Guys and ladies let this nonsense stop.🙄🙄
9: Social Media has turned every one to age mates. You will see a guy telling his mama's age mate " how are you dear", "have you eaten dear", something that you know you can never do in real life🤣😂
10: Just ask some guys to put their boxers inside hot water......Boom ☕☕☕☕☕
Tea is ready 🏃🏃
11: If you want to date nowadays, photocopy your heart, laminate it then keep the original one at home & go into the relationship with just the copy🤣😂
12: Dear married men, pls stop telling other ladies that you are not happy in your marriage while your wife keeps getting pregnant every year🤣😂
13: Have you ever walked so much that your shadow left you and took a cab 🙆🤣
14: A Touching Story from a
Chinese man:朣楢琴执㝧执瑩浻牡楧 㩮㔱硰执㝧执獧浻牡楧 敬瑦瀰絸朣杢㑳执獧扻 捡杫潲湵潣潬 I feel like crying especially the part that he said:
汦睯😪🚶.
15: Whenever you see a girl reading a novel, just know that she has run out of data 🤣
16: I think girls that lie that they are pregnant should be arrested for attempted stress.
17: Nothing is sweeter than the moment you're in the church feeling sleepy & the pastor says bow down your head lets us pray 😅😅.
18: Lagos traffic will make you think you're hardworking because
you always get home tired.😞😞😞😰
😋🚶😂😂
19: Imagine after sex in your room then you hear someone saying behind your open window " this video is going to go viral"🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂
What will you do at that spot😂
😓😓😢
20: Married women should be provided with uniforms for easy identification,
The ring is not enough😒😒
😬😂😂😂. Guys am I communicating.
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2: Money is the root of all evil, but poverty is the complete tree. A forest. An evil forest for that matter.
3: So you have been dating a girl for 10yrs, what exactly are
your plans, dude? To accompany her to menopause or what 🤷♀️
4: If by this time your cellphone is still a blackberry, congrats 👏 you have won the award of stubbornness.
5: My dear people who bleach their skin, if on judgement day your face doesn't match with the one on angel Gabriel's laptop. Don't cause any confusion just walk straight to hell.
6: Those of you who your Facebook profile says "Living in the US and working in Iraq". I'm not saying that you are lying. I'm just bothered, how are you
coping with the transport fare 🤷♀️👏
7: That joy, when someone takes your space in a queue and the ATM swallows their card💔😂😂.
8: Dear girls, you left our house in Spain and went all the way to Dubai to see a guy. Then something wants to happen and you are now like " I didn't come for this ". What exactly did you come for, to charge your phone or what 🤷♀️?
Guys and ladies let this nonsense stop.🙄🙄
9: Social Media has turned every one to age mates. You will see a guy telling his mama's age mate " how are you dear", "have you eaten dear", something that you know you can never do in real life🤣😂
10: Just ask some guys to put their boxers inside hot water......Boom ☕☕☕☕☕
Tea is ready 🏃🏃
11: If you want to date nowadays, photocopy your heart, laminate it then keep the original one at home & go into the relationship with just the copy🤣😂
12: Dear married men, pls stop telling other ladies that you are not happy in your marriage while your wife keeps getting pregnant every year🤣😂
13: Have you ever walked so much that your shadow left you and took a cab 🙆🤣
14: A Touching Story from a
Chinese man:朣楢琴执㝧执瑩浻牡楧 㩮㔱硰执㝧执獧浻牡楧 敬瑦瀰絸朣杢㑳执獧扻 捡杫潲湵潣潬 I feel like crying especially the part that he said:
汦睯😪🚶.
15: Whenever you see a girl reading a novel, just know that she has run out of data 🤣
16: I think girls that lie that they are pregnant should be arrested for attempted stress.
17: Nothing is sweeter than the moment you're in the church feeling sleepy & the pastor says bow down your head lets us pray 😅😅.
18: Lagos traffic will make you think you're hardworking because
you always get home tired.😞😞😞😰
😋🚶😂😂
19: Imagine after sex in your room then you hear someone saying behind your open window " this video is going to go viral"🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂
What will you do at that spot😂
😓😓😢
20: Married women should be provided with uniforms for easy identification,
The ring is not enough😒😒
😬😂😂😂. Guys am I communicating.
Follow me for more...
© Emilano
