One day, Nobell Gopal called the press to tell them about his great escape from drowning in a swimming pool.

Gopal: It is sheer my providence that I am alive here and talking to you.
Press 1: yes Sir, we too feel the same. We know that you don't know swimming, which you too know well.
Press 2: And you did not have any inclination to learn swimming.
Press 3: what was the need Sir, to learn swimming if it is of no use?
Gopal: well-said press. You are the smartest people on the earth. Now shall I tell you why I called you?
Press (in chorus): yes Sir, you have survived a fall in a pool and now looking so cool.
Gopal: Oh, that's delightful! Now, shall I start the adventure that resulted in inviting the press to come here and press my house’s calling bell?
Press: We know that you are hard-pressed for time. Please start narrating immediately Sir, we are waiting here for more than half an hour.
Gopal: Yes I know, in fact, it is 35 minutes. Here I go. The day before yesterday I had gone to a five-star hotel at the invitation made by my son-in-law's friend to my son.
Press: If the invitation was made to your...