I'm not your average human. I don't open my mouth without intelligently analyzing and making sure everything is theoretically spoken and not hypothetically spoken. Not a day goes by you will not hear my condescending voice. The sound of my desperate self is like opening my oral orifice in order to uttersome incredibly elaborate multiple syllable synonym for a monotonous idiom and why? In order to verify my intelligence while elaborating on some inconsequential notion. In order to talk down to me and to put me down. You must first...