Ladies and Gentleman,

I lack the appropriate tools and resources to be able to deliver you the long version of this story. Like, the internet.....

So, for now, here is a shortened version until such a time.

But, first let me introduce you to my cats.

"Kitty Poo-poo and Plumber-butts = Poo-poo Butts."

Look at that, Kitty and Plumber have all the answers.

We'll keep this in mind for later.

Onward.

Please leave the kids who hacked Twitter alone. I gave them the password.

However, we should ask Mr. Gates why he did not in fact have the master password to Windows, himself?

Mr. Gates, you're a poo-poo butt. Thanks for my cure.

We'll get to why he's up on a podium in Kissenia talking about landfills, garbage files and why the World didn't do enough for its people in a minute.

First, "TH do -aht Tuat Tuaut Akert Amenthes Neter-khertet." We'll use the Book of the Dead Coming Forth by Day to journey through the Duat/underworld to ask his dead Mom, Mary Maxwell, how she's related to Ghislane Maxwell.

So, Mr. Gates…..
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