I don't know how I got the title "Lord of Movies", but everyone started calling me that.
Probably because I've got over a hundred movies in my phone alone. I've not even started counting the ones in my laptops.

I was jejely walking down my street, looking for where to charge my phone. NEPA was showing us shege for almost 3 days, and everything in the house was either on Ultra Power Saving, or dead.
I passed by a particular house, where a certain family lived in.
Five good-looking girls and a boy.
Every guy in my street, except yours truly 😌 used to crush on them when we were wayy younger.
And yesterday two of them called....by my name.
"Divine, you've got movies, right?"
Was this a dream? How did they even know my name? Me wey no de come out.
My mind popped in a thought,
"Are you just gonna ignore them?"
Ah!! I even forgot to answer them. I just nodded.
"Cool. Why don't you come over to our place and send us some?"

I was expecting their sitting room to be heaven on earth. It didn't quite meet my expectations, but it was quite exquisite.
"See, Divine just send them the movies and go".
"Omo lemme oo, don't come and disturb me now. I want to enjoy this".

No matter how I tried to build a meaningful conversation with them, only one of the two there was answering me, and she was keeping to the movie talk.
Mtcheww.. Because I agreed to send them movies. I made sure to send them boring ones, so they'll come back. Then I'll be the one do the guy.

As the movies were being sent, their mom came back. She had a white takeaway wrapped in the polyethene of one of the fast food eateries.
Me wey be foodie pro max. I instantly knew what was inside. I had eaten it before.
I checked the number of movies. Four left to go.

The mom hadn't even sat down when the quiet lunged at the nylon and ripped it open.
I guessed right. Fried Chicken, the one of 2k.

What shocked me was, while they were eating ( I was not watching them oo. I may be a foodie, but I still have my dignity 😌) , the quiet one said to her sister,
"Cartel, bring your iPhone record this thing, make I post."
I was speechless.
I was... Kai!!!! Wait oo.. are these the girls everyone else is dying for?? Omo... Haa!! For chicken of 2k. This one don pass memory -making.
I even started to imagine how many times they'd done it before.
I looked at the iPhone, at least to see if it a reasonable one. It was an iPhone 6, the small kind.

I didn't even wait for the movies to finish transferring, I just disconnected and told it's done.
Then I fled.


"But godliness with contentment is great gain."
- 1 Timothy 6:6, NIV

Not just gain, great gain!!!

#english #christian #christianstory #humor
© TheKingsSon