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Kiss Me Not
I've always wanted to date someone like Sandrine. She's the girl I think who's perfect for me. If there ever is such a thing.
I met her through a co-worker of mine, Alex, who put us on a blind date in a local diner.
We instantly hit it off.
I mean, everything that caused me to end my previous relationships just wasn't the case with Sandrine.
She likes games.
She eats raw fish.
She doesn't bother me not exercising for abs.
She is very open when I talk to her about the dirtiest stuff ever.
Well you can say I've had four past relationships that ended in these specific order , and these downs that those girls broke up with me for, is not an issue with Sandrine.
I thought to myself, she is the one.
So when we went out again for our second date, planned to kiss her and admit it to her that I really like her, I was thrilled.
We were on a bridge at a park, and it was almost ten in the evening. The moonlight was perfect, and I thought this was it. This was going to be our first kiss .
I called her name, and she looked my way, and I know she knows what's going to happen next.
So I inched myself closer, and closer.
I was about to kiss her when suddenly, she put a finger to my lips, startling me.
I felt so embarrassed.
I immediately took back what I thought. That maybe this was way too early to consider she was the one, or maybe she doesn't like me the way I like her and that this was going to end sooner than I'd expect, but her next words shocked me.
"I haven't kissed anyone." She said .
I wasn't sure how to react. I didn't believer her at first.
"I know, I know. But I'm telling the truth." Sandrine said, as if she read my mind.
"But you've dated before?" I asked, confusedly.
Sandrine nodded. I could see there was something big coming.
A revelation.
"I should've told you this sooner."
Uh oh. Here it comes.
"I'm a nun."
•••
What? That was the least of my expectations, ever.
"You're a n-nun? A nun-nun?" I said dumbly.
"As in married to Jesus, nun." Sandrine said.
"Are you joking?" I said to her, slightly pissed.
This cannot be the reason why Sandrine was so perfect to me. She couldn't be a...
I met her through a co-worker of mine, Alex, who put us on a blind date in a local diner.
We instantly hit it off.
I mean, everything that caused me to end my previous relationships just wasn't the case with Sandrine.
She likes games.
She eats raw fish.
She doesn't bother me not exercising for abs.
She is very open when I talk to her about the dirtiest stuff ever.
Well you can say I've had four past relationships that ended in these specific order , and these downs that those girls broke up with me for, is not an issue with Sandrine.
I thought to myself, she is the one.
So when we went out again for our second date, planned to kiss her and admit it to her that I really like her, I was thrilled.
We were on a bridge at a park, and it was almost ten in the evening. The moonlight was perfect, and I thought this was it. This was going to be our first kiss .
I called her name, and she looked my way, and I know she knows what's going to happen next.
So I inched myself closer, and closer.
I was about to kiss her when suddenly, she put a finger to my lips, startling me.
I felt so embarrassed.
I immediately took back what I thought. That maybe this was way too early to consider she was the one, or maybe she doesn't like me the way I like her and that this was going to end sooner than I'd expect, but her next words shocked me.
"I haven't kissed anyone." She said .
I wasn't sure how to react. I didn't believer her at first.
"I know, I know. But I'm telling the truth." Sandrine said, as if she read my mind.
"But you've dated before?" I asked, confusedly.
Sandrine nodded. I could see there was something big coming.
A revelation.
"I should've told you this sooner."
Uh oh. Here it comes.
"I'm a nun."
•••
What? That was the least of my expectations, ever.
"You're a n-nun? A nun-nun?" I said dumbly.
"As in married to Jesus, nun." Sandrine said.
"Are you joking?" I said to her, slightly pissed.
This cannot be the reason why Sandrine was so perfect to me. She couldn't be a...
