Would you like to hear a story ?
One that’s funnier than a joke
This is true , I swear to you
And it was all to do with smoke

A crooked little salesman
Hoodwinked my man at work
He sold him life insurance
My bloke felt like such a berk
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All that you’re about to hear may sound like slapstick fun
When I tell you all what happened
You will be laughing, everyone

The naughty little salesman
Had used naughty little ways
When he sold the life insurance
That busy working day

When I found out what happened
I was mad and raging too
The next day I was on the phone
" I want your manager, not YOU ”

"well I AM...