CS:       “Welcome. Come in. Glad you could darken my door”.
Devil:      “Appreciate you CS. Thanks for the invite. Only the insane would entertain this idea”.
CS:      “Can’t discriminate”.
Devil:      “That’s what I inform those souls who gain permanent residence in hell. Always crying ‘you can’t’, I’m rich, I’m poor, I’m gay, I’m saved. Their titles in life is like maggots tunneling in feces. Worthless”.
CS:      “I can only imagine the shit. Anyway I invited you here to tell your own dark truth”.
Devil:      “Not a problem, but be warned. My words may twist your soul”.
CS:      “Then consider me damned, because a motherfucka want an ear full”.

Devil
      “Before Jesus been walking his stankin-ass on Earth
I was God’s right hand man, putting in that Hitler’s work,
      “Giving him all the glory and all the praise
It would have been non-stop until the end of days,
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