Show Danny sitting at the table scrolling through used couches on his laptop.
"Hey TJ. Come look at this couch."
Have TJ exit his room and pull out a chair by Danny.
"Its covered with red and white stripes. Now if you wanted to buy it for a circus that would be different."
"Fine how aabout this blue one? It's pretty cool."
"But think about how many asses have sat on that couch. Its Its just..... yick!"
"Look you can clean it as much as you want. But new is outrageously pricey!"
"Fine we can stop by Tarps Furniture tomorrow after work I'll bring my red chevy. But I'm the only one who is allowed to clean it!"
"Why? I can clean."
"Sure what ever you say."TJ says in a sarcastic way as he gets up and walks over to the kitchen.
"What you think I cant clean?"
"Can pigs fly?"
"No but..."
"Then theres your answer. Want a sandwich?"
"Yeah sure. I clean the bathroom and you dont say anything about that."
"Exactly I say nothing. But I do redo all your "cleaning". Its fine I'm just a person who likes clean."
"No you like prestine. I like clean."
"You're telling me dirty socks on the couch is "clean"?"
"Fine I get it. I'm not the cleanest person in the world." Have TJ stare him in the eye.
"Ok I'm not a clean person!" Danny stomps away.
Screen goes black
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