*On judgment day I will show God my Nigerian flag and my Arsenal jersey so that he will know that I have suffered enough


* Sweetheart I swear I love u die, even if i am told 2 choose between u nd a trip to🙄Dubia I promise I'll still be tinkin abt u on d plane✈️😏😂


* I have never heard pastors preaching about the maps behind the Bible. I think they are hiding the direction to heaven from us.😂🤣


*Who ever brought the idea of buying airtime from the bank will not make heaven. 😭😭😭😭🙆🙆🙆

*I never knew D effect of weed until a guy attended a funeral & cried out saying RIP bro, long life and prosperity.🙆😂🤣

* Please the person that drew map of the world, where was he standing?🤔🤔🤣

* I came 2 ur inbox 2 ask how much is the Handkerchief U sell online? U said 8k & u re asking me if am there? If its U,will U be there?🙄🙄

* If you sneak & go through your partner's phone when he or she is sleeping, please sneak & cry alone. Don't wake anybody🤣😂😂


* I hate people
who don't
check their sperrings
before
prosting🚶🚶

* Has ur relationship reached D level where U can say Honey, can U read D message dt just came in for me? If not join D singles😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

* Nothing is as sweet as opening my blocked contacts a times to see how my prisoners are doing🤣😂

*I'm tired of gambling on soccer games.I now do in boxing,even if I lose,I knw dt D idiot dt made me lose got D beating of his life🤣😂😂

*Trouble is when u join a group called "Single nd searching" nd find out that ur wife is the ADMIN🙆😂
🙄🙄😀😀🤣🤣😂

*Is he cheating on u? Worry No More My Dear I'm here for you😁
Relax just copy the girl's number from his phone and send a text thanking her for always reminding your brother to always take his HIV drugs, then sit on ur bed, open the windows to allow fresh breeze to enter, and watch miracle happening for your sake
But don't forget to thank me later😂🤣🤣

*Am not like other girls,if you break my heart I will Break your Leg😂😂let me see Hw u wil enter another relationship.

*Nigeria Bank Account is the only place in the World where
5000+5000 = 9,987.47 🤔🤔

*My relationship is doing well I feel like opening another branch*🤣🤣🤣🤣
Any advice on location 🤷🏼🤣🙌

* To those of you who pronounce Hospital as Hospiru, please kindly tell me how you pronounce Hospitality🤷🤷😂

*Sometimes tell people different stories about ur life, so that when they gossip about U, they argue, fight & break heads🤣😂😂🤣

*When I die please kill my boyfriend😔because he told me he can't live without me😒😂🤣

*Many relationship have died because the guy stopped calling.
It seems most ladies buy phones to be receiving Calls only😩😂🤣

* If you have a bad attitude, change it.. Stop looking for who will love you the way you are, NOBODY LOVES NONSENSE.🚶🚶

*To all those crazy people that are always mentioning me in comments, please stop it I hate, especially Gulian Ibrahim, Isis-Anna Cuteflower, Poetic_Parade and so on. To make matters worse they won't even view my posts , all they do is spam my notification section.
PLS ✋.



© Emilano