Warning: Sexual content and cursing and this is not saying all men are the same women and men are equal
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Show Abillean Tomson laying in bed scrolling through Brian Kelly's Instagram feed. With each scroll each picture shows a sexy woman with his arm around her waist, lower end of the waist.
Abillean(Billy): "What a dick!!"
Commentator Billy: ""There's a reason the word dick is used only for men" my mama once told me. "That's what they all use to think. And trust me Billy, they all do!" When I was child, I thought my mama said that just because Pa made her mad. Boy! I was so naive!"
Screen changes to Brian watching a football game when he hears a knock on the door of his apartment.
Brian: "Let yourself in!"
Billy commentator: "This means he is watching football. Otherwise he'd never let an unknown person just enter his apartment. Which is great for me cause this will make it more entertaining when I tell him where he can go."
Billy enters and walks towards him....