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Time To Laugh Episode 7
1: Guys be like: I will give you my everything 🤲
Their Everything: 🍆
2:Did you know that when chewing gum
your stomach will be like wtf is he eating
and why is it not coming down!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3: In my life, I won't drink beer again. I and my friends drank a few bottles of beer last night and up till this moment, we are still searching for me in the bar.
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
4: If u ever want to hide something away from Arsenal FC. Just put it in the champions league😑😑
😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
5: The only way most ladies support their boyfriends is...wait, let me put it by myself before you injure me🙄🙄
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
6: A cockroach last words to a man “go ahead and kill me you coward. You're just jealous I make your wife scream more than you do when I climb her. 😂😂😂
7: Me to my little bro: Go and tell mum you want to eat a biscuit🍪
Little bro: Mummy, big sis said I should tell you that I want to eat biscuits.
Mum: Call that glutton for me.
Me: Temple run🏃🏃🏃
😂😂😂😂
8: When I was a kid, I usually thought the moon was following me to the next street😉😉 but now that I am grown up, I now understand that each street has it own moon 😂😂😂
9: Imagine...I gave a piece of relationship advice to someone and the next day they broke up. How is that my business? 😂😂😂
10: You dumped a guy because he cheated and got a new guy who was dumped because cheated and you claim you moved on. That's cross multiplication.🤣🤣🤣🤣
11. Love without money can only work if both of you are living in a village without electricity, just sunlight and moonlight. 😂😂😂😂
12: Some girls have pink lips 👄 on social media but when you see them in real life their lips look like burnt offerings.😂😂
13: Girls with no ass always twerk the hardest to prove that disability is not inability 🤣🤣🤣
14: Blessed are those that saw.
A pastor was praying over the offering in church. I opened my eyes and saw him taking five thousand naira out of the offering. The pastor realised that I caught him red-handed. So he said “blessed are those who see and remain quiet” then I replied "for they shall receive their share, Halleluyah🤷
15: Maths be like “If the plane moves 253km south-west and the wind blows 70°south east.
Calculate the age of the pilot😎
Mathematics teachers pls avoid me.
16. This is for the guys.
Why will you marry a girl with small boobs? What if you finish the milk before the kids arrive, what will you tell them?😁
17: Guys, sometimes God leaves you to be broke so you can focus on one lady. Because once you get a little money, you won't allow anything in skirts to rest. Any Little thing. All you know is "let's chill, let's chill". Are you a refrigerator?🤔
18: New relationships can be so sweet to the extent that you can even call your man after an hour just to say "Happy One Hour Anniversary To Us babe"😂
19: I just saw a teacher ask his student what is the opposite of “antibiotics” and he replied “unclebiotics” only for the teacher to send him out of the class. Please what did he do wrong🤷♀️?
20. Hi Guys, I promised my boyfriend the whole world so I need you all to start leaving by tomorrow morning.🏃🏃
Follow me for more.
© Emiliano
Their Everything: 🍆
2:Did you know that when chewing gum
your stomach will be like wtf is he eating
and why is it not coming down!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3: In my life, I won't drink beer again. I and my friends drank a few bottles of beer last night and up till this moment, we are still searching for me in the bar.
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
4: If u ever want to hide something away from Arsenal FC. Just put it in the champions league😑😑
😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
5: The only way most ladies support their boyfriends is...wait, let me put it by myself before you injure me🙄🙄
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
6: A cockroach last words to a man “go ahead and kill me you coward. You're just jealous I make your wife scream more than you do when I climb her. 😂😂😂
7: Me to my little bro: Go and tell mum you want to eat a biscuit🍪
Little bro: Mummy, big sis said I should tell you that I want to eat biscuits.
Mum: Call that glutton for me.
Me: Temple run🏃🏃🏃
😂😂😂😂
8: When I was a kid, I usually thought the moon was following me to the next street😉😉 but now that I am grown up, I now understand that each street has it own moon 😂😂😂
9: Imagine...I gave a piece of relationship advice to someone and the next day they broke up. How is that my business? 😂😂😂
10: You dumped a guy because he cheated and got a new guy who was dumped because cheated and you claim you moved on. That's cross multiplication.🤣🤣🤣🤣
11. Love without money can only work if both of you are living in a village without electricity, just sunlight and moonlight. 😂😂😂😂
12: Some girls have pink lips 👄 on social media but when you see them in real life their lips look like burnt offerings.😂😂
13: Girls with no ass always twerk the hardest to prove that disability is not inability 🤣🤣🤣
14: Blessed are those that saw.
A pastor was praying over the offering in church. I opened my eyes and saw him taking five thousand naira out of the offering. The pastor realised that I caught him red-handed. So he said “blessed are those who see and remain quiet” then I replied "for they shall receive their share, Halleluyah🤷
15: Maths be like “If the plane moves 253km south-west and the wind blows 70°south east.
Calculate the age of the pilot😎
Mathematics teachers pls avoid me.
16. This is for the guys.
Why will you marry a girl with small boobs? What if you finish the milk before the kids arrive, what will you tell them?😁
17: Guys, sometimes God leaves you to be broke so you can focus on one lady. Because once you get a little money, you won't allow anything in skirts to rest. Any Little thing. All you know is "let's chill, let's chill". Are you a refrigerator?🤔
18: New relationships can be so sweet to the extent that you can even call your man after an hour just to say "Happy One Hour Anniversary To Us babe"😂
19: I just saw a teacher ask his student what is the opposite of “antibiotics” and he replied “unclebiotics” only for the teacher to send him out of the class. Please what did he do wrong🤷♀️?
20. Hi Guys, I promised my boyfriend the whole world so I need you all to start leaving by tomorrow morning.🏃🏃
Follow me for more.
© Emiliano
