🟢 I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

🟡 I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.

🔴 Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.

🔵 Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.

🟠 Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.

⚪️ (Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?

🟣 In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.

⚫️ Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

🟤 Are you good at math? Me neither. But the only number I care about is yours.


© Sarxbrain