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School ka vo dost...☺
School Ka Woh dost...
Is kahani ke Kuch ansh kaalpanik hai jis par hasi aa Jaye unhe vaastavik or jispar offend ho jaao usko kaalpanik samjh Lena yeh us samay ki baat hai jab na attendance Ka masla nhi hua krta tha... jee haa school time the good times...
Ab ek kaksha ke teen bhaag hote the bhaag No-1,masti- khor Jo Khana Kam daant jyada khaate hai mtlb agar teacher naam pukar Kr bol de' get out' ye bhi nhi poochenge ke madam Kiya kya hai ? Itna bharosa hai Kuch na Kuch toh Kiya hi Hoga...
Bhaag no- 2, inki jaani dushman chulgi- khor mtlb inhe teacher or parents ke beech option Diya jaaye toh ye teacher ko chunege... aur
Bhaag no-3,ye hote hai part time masti-khor part time chugli- khor hum inhe kahenge haram-khor...
ye kahani aise haram- khor ki hai naam Ronak, AKA Ronny mtlb naam mei bhi duglapan hai ab hmari Hindi ki teacher na badi pyaari thi 3 din se lagatar keh rhi thi viyakaran ki kitaab leke aao , viyakaran ki kitaab leke aao koi maan hi nhi rha tha 'Madam kal pakka'.
Ek din bilkul frustrate hoke boli... taareq pe taareq pe taareq pe taareq... kya ho rha hai ye? Kal Jo kitaab nhi laayega woh class ke bahar jaayega ab isme human behaviour dekhiye ki Kuch Jo chugli-khor the unhe ye dhamki lagi aur masti-khoro ko opportunity agle din Jaise hi teacher class mei aayi exile operation shuru ho Gaya Madam boli jo- jo kitaab nhi laaya hai class ke bahar jaao hum sab masti-khor uthe chup- chaap class ke bahar Nikal Gaye bahar khade aise kood rahe the ke Jaise Shri Ram ki vaanar Sena! Kya hai hum haar Kar bhi jeete the na,hum baazigar the lekin,lekin hmara ek haram-khor dost Ronak abhi bhi class ke Ander tha aur Woh jal Raha tha aur darr bhi rha tha darr pta hai kyu? Tiffin Ka chakkar babu bhaiya, Tiffin Ka chakkar ab hmari class Ka ek niyam tha ke hum school ke halway mei diwaro par Jo oil paint laga tha uski papdi utaara krte the ab please ye mat bolna ke school property destroy Kar rhe hai mtlb badi- badi schoolo mei choti- choti baatein Hoti rhti hai ab Jo diwaro se oil paint ki papdi sabse lambi Bina Tod ke nikaalega Woh break mei na Kisi ke bhi tiffin pe haq jama sakte hai ab hmare Ronak bhaishaab laaye the us din jim- jam ke biscuits..Jim-jam ke biscuit ki keemat tum kya jaano millennials? Are ameero ke biscuit hua krte the Jim- jam ab bahar papadiya utar rhi hai yaha Ronak ki Jaan Nikal rahi hai Ronak Bola Yaar aise toh nhi chalega usne Socha ke Mai ek teer se do nishane lagaunga khada hoke Bola "Madam Mai bhi kitaab nhi laaya Hoon" Madam Khush ho gayi ho Jaise mogambo Khush hua karta tha.Madam boli iss kalyug mei tum jaisa devta kaise paida ho gya? Khair go join the others.Ronak khushi- Khushi apni punishment svikaar ki aur bahar ki or badhne laga Ronak laga vo Jeet chuka tha lekin,' picture abhi baaki thi mere dost'.Uski partner thi_naam nhi khungi bas itna Jaan lo ke chugli-khoro ki Rani thi Rani.Uske Ander Ka mnn ACP pradyuman jaaga aur Bola Kuch toh gadbad hai ye Raja Harish Chandra ki aulaad toh hai nahi usne Jaise hi Ronak ke bag mei jhaank Kr dekha, kitaab thi ab Yaad rakhna Ronak agar part time chugal- khor tha ,Woh madam full time chugal-khor thi khade hokar boli " Madam ye toh kitaab laaya hai". Ronak ruka, saansein ruki aur phir bhi usne apni doobti naiya ko bachane ki koshish ki."Madam nhi nhi nhi ye kitaab meri nhi hai ,madam mujhe nhi pta kaise aayi madam boli khamosh!!! Hame jhoot bologe? Hamse ihoot bolne Ka hasar jaante ho kya hota hai? toh ek ladka khada hoke bolta hai" Meri ek remark ki book nakli hai ,madam se Maine ek din jhoot bol Diya tha madam ne mere hi pen se meri Puri remark ki book Bhar Di lekin Dil ki bohot Achi hai agle din khud ke paiso se nayi remark book laake Di". Baith jaao ab Yaad rhakna har teacher bhi kbhi student thi",madam sab samjh gyi ,madam ne Kaha ,Theek hai bahar jaane ki itni utsukta hai na? Koi baat nhi,Ronak jaao jee lo apni Zindagi Ronak out ! Everyone back inside. Exactly ab Ronak ko itna dard hua ke woh ro bhi nhi paaya mtlb jis teacher ko Woh 'Agent Vinod 'samjh raha tha Woh toh 'James bond' nikli ab ek hota hai jale pe namak chidkna ,dusra hota hai jale pe chaat masala ragadna madam ne Kuch aisa hi Kiya madam ne usko toh bhaar bheja ,humko free lecture de Diya bahar khada- khada Ronak sirf ek hi cheez Soch Raha tha ke mohalla bachate,bachate saala ghar hi jal gaya Khair ,ab Yaad rhakna, Ronak agar part time masti-khor tha, toh hum full time masti-khor the usko dikha,dikha humne ek- ek biscuit khaya Ronak bhaar khada,khada Soch Raha tha usne kaafi Kuch seekha uss din lekin ek seekh sabse important,kya? Ke tiffin mei kbhi Jim- jam ke biscuit nhi laate...😂🤣😂
#jim-jam
#schooldost
#lifeoflesson
#dosti
#fullmasti
#schooltime
© Saloni saradhana 😎
Is kahani ke Kuch ansh kaalpanik hai jis par hasi aa Jaye unhe vaastavik or jispar offend ho jaao usko kaalpanik samjh Lena yeh us samay ki baat hai jab na attendance Ka masla nhi hua krta tha... jee haa school time the good times...
Ab ek kaksha ke teen bhaag hote the bhaag No-1,masti- khor Jo Khana Kam daant jyada khaate hai mtlb agar teacher naam pukar Kr bol de' get out' ye bhi nhi poochenge ke madam Kiya kya hai ? Itna bharosa hai Kuch na Kuch toh Kiya hi Hoga...
Bhaag no- 2, inki jaani dushman chulgi- khor mtlb inhe teacher or parents ke beech option Diya jaaye toh ye teacher ko chunege... aur
Bhaag no-3,ye hote hai part time masti-khor part time chugli- khor hum inhe kahenge haram-khor...
ye kahani aise haram- khor ki hai naam Ronak, AKA Ronny mtlb naam mei bhi duglapan hai ab hmari Hindi ki teacher na badi pyaari thi 3 din se lagatar keh rhi thi viyakaran ki kitaab leke aao , viyakaran ki kitaab leke aao koi maan hi nhi rha tha 'Madam kal pakka'.
Ek din bilkul frustrate hoke boli... taareq pe taareq pe taareq pe taareq... kya ho rha hai ye? Kal Jo kitaab nhi laayega woh class ke bahar jaayega ab isme human behaviour dekhiye ki Kuch Jo chugli-khor the unhe ye dhamki lagi aur masti-khoro ko opportunity agle din Jaise hi teacher class mei aayi exile operation shuru ho Gaya Madam boli jo- jo kitaab nhi laaya hai class ke bahar jaao hum sab masti-khor uthe chup- chaap class ke bahar Nikal Gaye bahar khade aise kood rahe the ke Jaise Shri Ram ki vaanar Sena! Kya hai hum haar Kar bhi jeete the na,hum baazigar the lekin,lekin hmara ek haram-khor dost Ronak abhi bhi class ke Ander tha aur Woh jal Raha tha aur darr bhi rha tha darr pta hai kyu? Tiffin Ka chakkar babu bhaiya, Tiffin Ka chakkar ab hmari class Ka ek niyam tha ke hum school ke halway mei diwaro par Jo oil paint laga tha uski papdi utaara krte the ab please ye mat bolna ke school property destroy Kar rhe hai mtlb badi- badi schoolo mei choti- choti baatein Hoti rhti hai ab Jo diwaro se oil paint ki papdi sabse lambi Bina Tod ke nikaalega Woh break mei na Kisi ke bhi tiffin pe haq jama sakte hai ab hmare Ronak bhaishaab laaye the us din jim- jam ke biscuits..Jim-jam ke biscuit ki keemat tum kya jaano millennials? Are ameero ke biscuit hua krte the Jim- jam ab bahar papadiya utar rhi hai yaha Ronak ki Jaan Nikal rahi hai Ronak Bola Yaar aise toh nhi chalega usne Socha ke Mai ek teer se do nishane lagaunga khada hoke Bola "Madam Mai bhi kitaab nhi laaya Hoon" Madam Khush ho gayi ho Jaise mogambo Khush hua karta tha.Madam boli iss kalyug mei tum jaisa devta kaise paida ho gya? Khair go join the others.Ronak khushi- Khushi apni punishment svikaar ki aur bahar ki or badhne laga Ronak laga vo Jeet chuka tha lekin,' picture abhi baaki thi mere dost'.Uski partner thi_naam nhi khungi bas itna Jaan lo ke chugli-khoro ki Rani thi Rani.Uske Ander Ka mnn ACP pradyuman jaaga aur Bola Kuch toh gadbad hai ye Raja Harish Chandra ki aulaad toh hai nahi usne Jaise hi Ronak ke bag mei jhaank Kr dekha, kitaab thi ab Yaad rakhna Ronak agar part time chugal- khor tha ,Woh madam full time chugal-khor thi khade hokar boli " Madam ye toh kitaab laaya hai". Ronak ruka, saansein ruki aur phir bhi usne apni doobti naiya ko bachane ki koshish ki."Madam nhi nhi nhi ye kitaab meri nhi hai ,madam mujhe nhi pta kaise aayi madam boli khamosh!!! Hame jhoot bologe? Hamse ihoot bolne Ka hasar jaante ho kya hota hai? toh ek ladka khada hoke bolta hai" Meri ek remark ki book nakli hai ,madam se Maine ek din jhoot bol Diya tha madam ne mere hi pen se meri Puri remark ki book Bhar Di lekin Dil ki bohot Achi hai agle din khud ke paiso se nayi remark book laake Di". Baith jaao ab Yaad rhakna har teacher bhi kbhi student thi",madam sab samjh gyi ,madam ne Kaha ,Theek hai bahar jaane ki itni utsukta hai na? Koi baat nhi,Ronak jaao jee lo apni Zindagi Ronak out ! Everyone back inside. Exactly ab Ronak ko itna dard hua ke woh ro bhi nhi paaya mtlb jis teacher ko Woh 'Agent Vinod 'samjh raha tha Woh toh 'James bond' nikli ab ek hota hai jale pe namak chidkna ,dusra hota hai jale pe chaat masala ragadna madam ne Kuch aisa hi Kiya madam ne usko toh bhaar bheja ,humko free lecture de Diya bahar khada- khada Ronak sirf ek hi cheez Soch Raha tha ke mohalla bachate,bachate saala ghar hi jal gaya Khair ,ab Yaad rhakna, Ronak agar part time masti-khor tha, toh hum full time masti-khor the usko dikha,dikha humne ek- ek biscuit khaya Ronak bhaar khada,khada Soch Raha tha usne kaafi Kuch seekha uss din lekin ek seekh sabse important,kya? Ke tiffin mei kbhi Jim- jam ke biscuit nhi laate...😂🤣😂
#jim-jam
#schooldost
#lifeoflesson
#dosti
#fullmasti
#schooltime
© Saloni saradhana 😎
