Billy stood facing a tree while taking a piss. Behind him, a camp fire was blazing, and his buddies were drinking beer trying to impress a couple girls they'd met in town. They were at there hangout deep in the middle of the woods that began at the back of the town cemetary.
Billy, Johnny, Ricky, and Gary were the town trouble makers. They would be seniors in high school had they actually stayed in school. However, they didn't care too much about anything. They spent there days drinking, smoking pot, playing video games, and causing havoc wherever they went.They always were up to no good, and whenever something was stolen from someone's yard, or damaged in their neighborhood, it didn't take the police long to figure out who did it.
Billy finished his long piss with a loud fart, shook of his junk, and zipped up his pants.
"Hey assholes!" he shouted. "I hear there's a dance tonight at Central Middle school. What do you say we ditch the bitches and see if we can fuck up some kids night with an atomic wedgie? Burrrp!"
One of the girls looked at Billy with disgust, and contempt. As she started to say something about Billy's disrespectful remarks, Johnny quickly interrupted her,"Shut the fuck up, bitch! Nobody asked you to say shit!"
"Johnny, stop being a jerk to these hoes, man! Hahaha!" Gary said, trying to sound like a nice guy, but actually being an asshole himself.
The girls, who were all bored, and had been secretly planning an escape from these pompous dickheads, were actually relieved to be getting away. They all gathered their belongings, and before departing the farting foursome, they had some rather funny insults of their own to share.
"See ya, douche bags!" Said one of the girls. Have fun jerking each other off!"
"Yeah, hope you all have your tweezers lubed up and ready, needle dicks!" Said one of the other girls.
"Hey, Gary!" Called out the third girl. "You ever heard of a toothbrush?"
Gary looked at her, and tried to come up with something witty to say, but wasn't smart enough. Instead, all he could say was, "Fuck you, you stupid bitch!"
The third girl, laughing hysterically; continued. "If you're breath didn't smell like you're tongue farted, you might some day get laid, you stupid asshole! C'mon girls, let's get the fuck outta here." and with that final note, the three of them turned, and left while they laughed.
Billy and his buddies shouted after the girls, throwing profanities at them, along with empty beer cans. When the girls were finally out of their sight, Billy looked at his boys and said. "Let's get the fuck out of here. That dance starts in a couple hours, and we gotta get ready."
Ricky sucked down the rest of his beer, burped, then said, "Is your sister still talking to that fat kid, what's his name?"
"Andrew, I think." Replied Billy. "That fat little fuck! I got an idea, guys. You're gonna love this."
As the group started to leave their hangout, Billy began to make his plans known to the rest of the group. The fire continued burning behind them.


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