Scene: King of Pop vs King of Hammer Pants

Opening shot: A crowded stadium filled with cheering fans.

Anouncer:
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have a real historic showdown between two legendary musicians. In this corner, we have the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

and in the other corner, we have the King of Hammer Pants, M.C. Hammer. Who will come out on top in this epic rap battle? Let's find out!"

Round 1: M.C. Hammer goes first, delivering an energetic and fast-paced rap...

M.C. Hammer:
Yo, yo, yo, it's Hammer time,
I'm the king of the pants that are oh so fine.
My moves are smooth, my rhymes are tight,
I'm gonna take down MJ with all my might.

Crowd cheers loudly.

Round 1 rebuttal: Michael Jackson takes the stage, cool and collected...

Michael Jackson:
Hammer, you may have the pants,
but my music will make you dance.
I've got the Thriller and the Beat,
you can't compete with my slick beats

Crowd cheers even louder.

Round 2: M.C. Hammer comes back with a vengeance, throwing out his best rhymes...

M.C. Hammer:
You may have the moves, MJ,
but you're stuck in the past, that's what they say.
My beats are fresh, I crack the whip,
You can't touch this, not even a bit.

Crowd gets hyped.

Round 2 rebuttal: Michael Jackson responds with a smooth and soulful rap...

Michael Jackson:
Hammer, you may have the flow,
But you'll never be as iconic as I, though.
My...