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Why the zodiacs break up
All zodiacs got paired in couples. Gemini (female) started dating Sagittarius(male).
Taurus(female)got hooked up with Scorpio(male). Cancer(female) as already understood is always comfortable with Pisces(male). Aquarius (male) and Libra (female) are always each other's type.Aries(female)and Leo(male)started dating. Virgo(female)and Capricorn(male) are already best buddies and the most compatible match.
Why zodiacs break up
Aries:I just can't handle Leo's self-obsessiveness
Leo:What about you not appreciating me every time and commanding me to follow your orders?
Aries:Because my needs are above all
Leo:And I am the center of every attraction, including you
Aries:No I will never give up, and I am not your bodyguard protecting you from all the paparazzi and being a star in your glamour.
Leo:Come on I am the star, and you are just my other fan
Aries:No, no I am not like other girls who keep cheering you for your looks.
Leo: That's where I fell for you, your attitude, but you look so plain, here I am done
Aries:And you lazy hairy Lion with those ugly messed up hairs waving now and then.
Both parted ways angrily
Taurus:Oh God can't handle Scorpio taunts and suspicions
Scorpio:And what about your stubbornness
Taurus:Well it's better than being sarcastic and insecure every time.
Scorpio:I fell for you because you are so hot and have the energy of a bull, but your trust issues are getting on my nerves.
Taurus:I like your caring nature behind Scorpio poison but what about your mysterious mood shifts?
Scorpio:Still better than hunger issues carrying eatables all the time
Taurus pushes Scorpio hard but Scorpio just gives a revengeful look and smiles.

Cancer:I can't stay with that man anymore, he is so possessive
Pisces: OK but what about your over-realistic expectations
Cancer: I expect because I give it all in my relationship
Pisces:And what about your mood swings and insecurity, I handle all of them with so much patience
Cancer:Really but why do you keep running from a problem instead of solving it
Pisces:Because you are a drama queen, you exaggerate the situation
Cancer:Enough I am done. leave me
Pisces: That is the problem, you keep threatening me because you test my patience. Possessiveness is a part of love
Cancer: It's suffocating when there is no space
Pisces:I care for you
Cancer: And what about your unrealistic romancing ideas...and dreams?
Pisces:Get lost,
Cancer:You get lost
Pisces keeps looking at Cancer till she is out of sight and Cancer keeps checking the location of Pisces on the phone.
© Shaesta