What is the definition of a ‘ Modern Day Professional’ and his stress scenario

In this modern age of globalization, industrialisation, corporatisation, computerisation, digitalisation and universal merchandisation. The word professional which was an Adjective before globalization has become a NOUN. Let us have a clear cut physio-pycho-socio economic description of a ‘PROFESSIONAL’.
A professional is a new-bourgeois, netizen (an internet-savvy-citizen)’ megacity-settler, society-flat-fancier, club-culture-craver, restaurant-reveller, pizza-passion-pursuer ,Mcdburger-berserk, party-partaker, sedan-suv-car-coveter, social-media-maniac, face book-frenzied, instagram-infected, twitter-tormented, blog-booster, laptop-lover mobile-musketeer atm-debit-credit-card-curator, t-shirt-jeans-junkie, collar-tie-tagged, dame-date-desirer, multi-girlfriend-masquerader and survivor,
Official, social and personal analysis of a professional

So,Having gone through the description of a professional, we all need to know his official and family fronts, his job chart is very lengthy, tedious, cumbersome,...