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Has this ever happened to you fellas, your wife or girlfriend wakes up and starts yelling at you calling you names & pissed off to all hell and you have no clue why 😳
Then she says I had a "DREAM YOU CHEATED ON ME" 🤨
Then you laugh and go to walk away 😡
WRONG DECISION !
And now she's twice as pissed off because you don't care 😒
And like an idiot you start apologizing , 😳 "APOLOGIZING FOR CHEATING ON HER IN HER DREAM"
And you start saying stupid s*** like you'll never do it again or was I drunk in your dream, 🤐 MAN YOU JUST OPENED UP A WHOLE NEW CAN OF WORMS, because now she wants to know if you would cheat on her when you're drunk or have you EVER DONE IT??!!!!!! 😵‍💫 AND BECAUSE WE ARE AS MEN DUMB AS S*** , we asked that question that puts the nail in the coffin "WELL WHO DID I CHEAT ON YOU WITH IN YOUR DREAM?" 😭
Dear God why did you make men with more brains in their dick than their head ? Now you're going to get her answer.........
"👹 YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND 👹"
Now you know there's no getting out of this easily this is going to be all day especially if it's Sunday you're screwed.....🤕
All right look I'm going to help you out see I've been married twice and divorced twice so check it out I know s*** and I don't know s*** but the s*** I do know is that when she says that to you that she had a dream you cheated on her fellas you need to come right back at her WITH.......
"THE DOCTOR JUST CALLED HE SAID I ONLY HAVE 6 MONTHS TO LIVE....."
CHECK AND MATE 😏
If she says anything after that....... You call up your ex and cheat on that b**** for real 🎈🥴🎈
You're welcome !😀
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