1.When you are beautiful on social media and ugly in real life, you should be arrested for misleading the public

2.If she requests for Brazilian hair my brother tell her to sing Brazil's national anthem first before you buy it for her.

3.No penis is small for a well kept Vagina, if u feel dat d Dick is 2 small, congrats My sister u have graduated to d Borehole society

4.Sister at early 20s and you are already using vagina tightening cream,by the time u are 30 u will be using
super glue. Keep it up

5.It's my first time in court, and I heard the Judge saying "Order!!" and I replied Rice, Chicken and Juice. Now two Police officers are accompanying me outside. I think we are going to the restaurant.

6.Some of you men, your woman can't leave you with her female friend, because ordinary thighs you will see, your whole body will start vibrating like boomerang caterpillar.
Are you a road compressor?

7.Convincing a lady who came visiting to leave the sitting room and enter the bedroom is a SKILL that should be added to men CV.

8. #Girls please if you are on your period tie a red ribbon on your forehead. Guys are tired of buying drinks for the wrong girls.
Guys should I add volume?

9.U don't have a Boyfriend and ur looking for a husband, My dear do you wanna skip the terms and conditions.

10.My boyfriend is not allowed to have a female bestie cos that was how we started.

© Emilano