beard barf oh beard barf how dare you speak to me why dont you just flea. sorry sir i can't.
what do you mean. wellcom to my sotry i am the one and only beard barf. i do lots of things one of thoes things is helping
out my caption he is accutly a gold digger. he clams to be grate nice and frindly but sometimes he can be hard work. come back with my feather
boy called the caption. if your wonndering whats going on a random boy has climed on to are ship.
and the caption is indespute. this is none-sence yelled the caption YOU GET BACK HERE BEFORE I THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF OR EAT YOU.
before the caption could say hole more people jumped from one ship to another and soon on to are ship. give us back are boy. N-E-V-E-R yelled beard barf.
why not screemed the people. becuses said beard barf we need to eat and feed are crew. and besides he came on to are ship did you read the sign.
the people dident recall seaing a sign that said no trust-passing or we will eat you. the caption then showed them the sign. the crowed shouted. and ran around the boat.
this will do people stuew siead the caption. get the oven ready beard barf. just then the other boats had loads and pounds of fresh food. no more people said beard barf.
the caption looked made his way to thoe other boats took all the food with the help of the people then he pushed them off the boat into the water. they drove off laghfing
eat all the food and never sall them agein.
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