My oldest sibling alive when i go... here is my obituary and eulogy to be read upon my death

"My name is Abraham Esparza and i have gone to be with my parents. I decided to write my own obituary because they are usually written in a couple of different ways that I just don’t care for. Either, family or friends gather together, and list every minor accomplishment from cradle to grave in a timeline format, or they try and create one poetic last stanza about someone’s life that is so glowing one would think the deceased had been the living embodiment of a deity. I would like to...