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The story of a child nurse
Glowing technique, 7.5 inch gloves that turn right -left, in-out and do not fit in one hand even though there is room for both hands.
Patient shift that occurs only when we finished writing a history during the practical exam.
The patient who counts the previous medical histories that are important only when seeing the madams who wearing white coats and says fluently.
Missing tourniquet only when going for blood withdrawal.
Median cubital vein that does not give a drop of blood only when it goes to the patient or bystander.
The red ink and blue ink pens that change only when the pulse rate is marked.
Techniques that become unsterile only when the sterile procedure is done very accurately.
Patient who is late in taking daily medication who has already taken OD, BD and even HS medication earlier in the day only on the day of oral medication procedure.
Only when external examiners come, bystander who takes important investigations not mentioned in history like MRI, XRAY, CT and puts them in bed and searches for something.
When we put the cannula very carefully, the patients' gaze is like, "Is anything going on now?
when we call a cannula expert senior sister,because I put the cannula and it is not right, the sisters looks be like"Didn't you go to work you know?"
when we ask the economic history of the patient and their income, they answers with a doubtful looks which means "Doesn't this seem to be going anywhere?"
when asking family history of the patient, the patient look be like"Why do you know?"
when go for blood withdrawal, the patient and bystander look be like"Do you know how to take blood?"
When going to ask a history from a patient with a rare diagnosis, the patient and bystanders look be like"How many people is this ..please go".
During practical exam we make a impressive patient presentation infront of external examiner, their look be like"This smartness is a must see when it comes to viva".
When we are about to complete a work given by head nurse their look be like"Come quickly, Do you know how much work you still have to do?"
These all combined to become a big nurse.....