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Love Tussle: Two Clowns, One Crush: Part 1
A Hilarious 😆 Comedy Story,
Jack: "Hey Max, what do you think you're doing, eyeballing Sarah like that?"
Max: "Oh You mean Sarah, the girl who's clearly been waiting for me to ask her out?"
Jack: "Dream on buddy! She's been dropping hints for weeks that she's into to me"
Max: "Hints? More like eye 👁️ rolls everytime you try one of your cheesy pickup lines"
Jack: "Cheesy? They're classic! Unlike your arkward attempts at suaveness"
Max: "Arkward? At least I don't trip over my skateboard 🛹 every time she walks by"
Jack: "Hey that was one time! and it was a pebble, not my lack of coordination"
Max: "Sure, keep telling yourself that, But I'm the one with the moves she's been swooning over"
Jack: "Moves? You call that spin-kick-flip thing a move? I've seen toddlers with better coordination"
Max: "Oh, you wanna go, Skater boy? Let's settle this once and for all"
Jack: "Bring it on, Sensei Stumble!"
[The two of them engaged in a hilariously clumsy fight, tripping over their own feet, accidentally bumping on bystanders, and failing spectacularly at every attempt to land a puch or a kick]
Jack: "Ha, missed me again, Grasshopper?"
Max: "Just warming up, Skate rat?"
[Amidst the chaos, Sarah approaches, shaking her head in disbelief 🫢]
Sarah: "Umm, guys? What are you doing?"
Jack: "Just demonstrating our unique fighting styles. You know, for your entertainment"
Max: "[Arkwardly] Yeah, we thought you might enjoy a little actioned-packed show"
Sarah: "Action-packed? More like a slapstick comedy, but thanks for the laugh, guys. I think I'll pass on both of your of your offers though. I don't date clowns"
[Saying that Sarah walked away to her car]
Jack: "Did you hear that?"
Max: "Jeez hard Betrayal bro" I mean look at us, we literally look like Michael Jackson bro"
Jack: Well since she ignored both of us, we're even.
Max: Yea, But I'm kinda hungry though"
Jack: "Let's go get a drink man"
[They both ride their bicycles and rode off]
THE END
Guys let me know if I should make a part two of this 🤣🤣😆
Whatever you guys suggest I'll put it,
Thank You so much for reading
Lots of love from Sky Queen
👑❤️🩷♥️
© Sky19
Jack: "Hey Max, what do you think you're doing, eyeballing Sarah like that?"
Max: "Oh You mean Sarah, the girl who's clearly been waiting for me to ask her out?"
Jack: "Dream on buddy! She's been dropping hints for weeks that she's into to me"
Max: "Hints? More like eye 👁️ rolls everytime you try one of your cheesy pickup lines"
Jack: "Cheesy? They're classic! Unlike your arkward attempts at suaveness"
Max: "Arkward? At least I don't trip over my skateboard 🛹 every time she walks by"
Jack: "Hey that was one time! and it was a pebble, not my lack of coordination"
Max: "Sure, keep telling yourself that, But I'm the one with the moves she's been swooning over"
Jack: "Moves? You call that spin-kick-flip thing a move? I've seen toddlers with better coordination"
Max: "Oh, you wanna go, Skater boy? Let's settle this once and for all"
Jack: "Bring it on, Sensei Stumble!"
[The two of them engaged in a hilariously clumsy fight, tripping over their own feet, accidentally bumping on bystanders, and failing spectacularly at every attempt to land a puch or a kick]
Jack: "Ha, missed me again, Grasshopper?"
Max: "Just warming up, Skate rat?"
[Amidst the chaos, Sarah approaches, shaking her head in disbelief 🫢]
Sarah: "Umm, guys? What are you doing?"
Jack: "Just demonstrating our unique fighting styles. You know, for your entertainment"
Max: "[Arkwardly] Yeah, we thought you might enjoy a little actioned-packed show"
Sarah: "Action-packed? More like a slapstick comedy, but thanks for the laugh, guys. I think I'll pass on both of your of your offers though. I don't date clowns"
[Saying that Sarah walked away to her car]
Jack: "Did you hear that?"
Max: "Jeez hard Betrayal bro" I mean look at us, we literally look like Michael Jackson bro"
Jack: Well since she ignored both of us, we're even.
Max: Yea, But I'm kinda hungry though"
Jack: "Let's go get a drink man"
[They both ride their bicycles and rode off]
THE END
Guys let me know if I should make a part two of this 🤣🤣😆
Whatever you guys suggest I'll put it,
Thank You so much for reading
Lots of love from Sky Queen
👑❤️🩷♥️
© Sky19
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