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l e Patron. The Greatest Drug Dealer That Ever Lived.
They say a woman cannot keep a secret. I am a scenario writing professor, so I have kept 30,000 secrets. But this one is too big for me to keep. I'm sharing it with you because I only have 29 followers on this app. So I'm sure that no one but you will ever read this.
You have heard of Pablo Escobar, El Chapo, and the Medellin Cartel. You have enjoyed the fictional stories about drug bosses like Tony Montana, the fictional drug dealer. But you have never heard the story of the greatest drug dealer that ever lived or ever will live for that matter. His name is Le Patron, the Boss.
The story starts when a group of young Harvard students get together and snort cocaine. They snort cocaine their freshman year. They snort cocaine their sophomore year, and then something incomprehensible happens. They created a device called the Nontracker. This device enables you to not have any of your telecommunication devices tracked. You can't track their telephones. You can't track their GPS. You can't track money deposits. You cannot track airplane deliveries.
This device was one of the greatest Innovations of the 21st Century. What does the government do? They buy the device from these 20-year-old druggies for $20 million and swear them to secrecy. To this day no one has ever heard of the Nontracker.
The leader of this ragtag, good for nothing but snorting cocaine group is a 20-year-old fabulously wealthy techie named Albert Einstein Steinberg.
Albert and his five cocaine-snorting friends never went to class but they graduated at the top of Harvard consecutively. They would show up and take tests. They got the nickname The GEntleman from the other students because they were always very polite.
The Harvard Gentleman had a strange proclivity. They gave money to poor people. They bought them homes and cars.
They rented a beautiful mansion off campus. They supplied the mansion with state-of-the-art technology. They employed three butlers and three Maids because they were all very untidy. They spent their days snorting cocaine and creating elaborate Maps of North and South America for Google.
One of the maids was a beautiful young black woman by the name of Deborah Clark. Deborah wanted to be an architect and a home designer but she was very poor. She didn't have parents, and she did not have money to go to college. But Deborah was gifted. She furnished the mansion and kept it clean and orderly. The gentleman nicknamed Deborah The Decorator. The gentleman and Deborah had a lot in common. On Friday nights they would sit and binge-watch all of the Netflix stories about the great cocaine dealers. With an apple amount of cocaine and popcorn, they would comment on the business practices of the cocaine dealers.
This story could be named Five Geniuses and The Decorator.
It was a downer that all of the great cocaine dealers were captured by Americans and went to jail. They didn't like the fact that the drug dealers had rooms full of money and they could not spend it all.
Although the gentleman had received 20 million dollars from the American government they all belonged to families who wanted them to go to work. They investigated all of the big companies that were prospective employers. The Apple company made 100 billion dollars a year. The Saudi Arabian Saudi Aramco company makes 300 billion dollars a year.
When Albert Einstein Steinberg discovered that the North and South American Drug trade makes 500 billion dollars a year a light bulb went over his head.
Why don't we take over the North and South American Drug trade and revolutionize it? said Albert.
How would we do that? asked Hershey. The other cartels would come after us.
No. said Albert, you guys are not listening to me. There will be no other cartels. I am talking about taking over the drug traffic in the entire continents of North and South America.
Albert continued, "The drug trade is ruled by the cartels paying off government and political officials in key spots. What if we became government officials? Without America, none of these guys would...
You have heard of Pablo Escobar, El Chapo, and the Medellin Cartel. You have enjoyed the fictional stories about drug bosses like Tony Montana, the fictional drug dealer. But you have never heard the story of the greatest drug dealer that ever lived or ever will live for that matter. His name is Le Patron, the Boss.
The story starts when a group of young Harvard students get together and snort cocaine. They snort cocaine their freshman year. They snort cocaine their sophomore year, and then something incomprehensible happens. They created a device called the Nontracker. This device enables you to not have any of your telecommunication devices tracked. You can't track their telephones. You can't track their GPS. You can't track money deposits. You cannot track airplane deliveries.
This device was one of the greatest Innovations of the 21st Century. What does the government do? They buy the device from these 20-year-old druggies for $20 million and swear them to secrecy. To this day no one has ever heard of the Nontracker.
The leader of this ragtag, good for nothing but snorting cocaine group is a 20-year-old fabulously wealthy techie named Albert Einstein Steinberg.
Albert and his five cocaine-snorting friends never went to class but they graduated at the top of Harvard consecutively. They would show up and take tests. They got the nickname The GEntleman from the other students because they were always very polite.
The Harvard Gentleman had a strange proclivity. They gave money to poor people. They bought them homes and cars.
They rented a beautiful mansion off campus. They supplied the mansion with state-of-the-art technology. They employed three butlers and three Maids because they were all very untidy. They spent their days snorting cocaine and creating elaborate Maps of North and South America for Google.
One of the maids was a beautiful young black woman by the name of Deborah Clark. Deborah wanted to be an architect and a home designer but she was very poor. She didn't have parents, and she did not have money to go to college. But Deborah was gifted. She furnished the mansion and kept it clean and orderly. The gentleman nicknamed Deborah The Decorator. The gentleman and Deborah had a lot in common. On Friday nights they would sit and binge-watch all of the Netflix stories about the great cocaine dealers. With an apple amount of cocaine and popcorn, they would comment on the business practices of the cocaine dealers.
This story could be named Five Geniuses and The Decorator.
It was a downer that all of the great cocaine dealers were captured by Americans and went to jail. They didn't like the fact that the drug dealers had rooms full of money and they could not spend it all.
Although the gentleman had received 20 million dollars from the American government they all belonged to families who wanted them to go to work. They investigated all of the big companies that were prospective employers. The Apple company made 100 billion dollars a year. The Saudi Arabian Saudi Aramco company makes 300 billion dollars a year.
When Albert Einstein Steinberg discovered that the North and South American Drug trade makes 500 billion dollars a year a light bulb went over his head.
Why don't we take over the North and South American Drug trade and revolutionize it? said Albert.
How would we do that? asked Hershey. The other cartels would come after us.
No. said Albert, you guys are not listening to me. There will be no other cartels. I am talking about taking over the drug traffic in the entire continents of North and South America.
Albert continued, "The drug trade is ruled by the cartels paying off government and political officials in key spots. What if we became government officials? Without America, none of these guys would...
