many have asked me, "pouty, how do you feel about pineapple on pizza?"
i simply reply, "probably not as good as you feel about wasting my time with questions like this."
but, I'm a good Christian, so i figured I'd tell the world my views.
does it belong on pizza? sure. why not?
if i see pineapple on pizza, I'm not all stressed out about it. i don't get upset.
i simply...