I'm actually in the process of transitioning into a shark.
A male. I'm not going to be all dramatic and unnecessary by being a "they'' shark or anything. None of this, "species is over!" Nonsense.

I'm taking shark hormone pills to grow guills. Guills? What's that "u" doing there?
That must be my Canadian instinct. I'm taking shark hormone pills to grow gills.
I got them from some doctor.
I don't know if he's "legally" a doctor, but he told me he was, and someone's word is a verbal diploma as far as I'm concerned.
He also told me not to overthink. Just take the pills. They are definitely not birth...