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A Humorous Diary!! Chapter-3 car registration!!
A Humorous Diary!!
Chapter-3 car registration!!
Synopsis-
(A Humorous Diary) is a weekly skit written by A Juniors that steps into the life of some crazy people who always find themselves in humorous situations.
( Please note that this work may contain some strong language. continue reading if you enjoy reading this type of content. Thank you for your understanding! )
Narrator: Caleb's father, Shawn, was a car lover. He always traveled in his car, often maintaining it himself, and he believed the car was his son and much beloved, even more than Caleb. One day, his father passed away and left the car to Caleb. However, since the car's registration was in his father's name, now, after his death, Caleb is the official owner, but the car is still legally under Shawn's name. Caleb decided to take the step of transferring the car's registration to his name. Let's see what happens next.
Caleb: (confidently) Hello, sir, I’m Caleb, nice to meet you. Well, I’m here to seek your help. I have a car that previously belonged to my father, Shawn. Unfortunately, he passed away a few days ago. Since the car's registration is in his name, I want to transfer it to my name. I’d like to request that you change the registration to my name. Thank you, sir.
Lily: You ready?
Caleb: Yeah!
Lily: Good.
Scene: Caleb exits the washroom, moving through the living room toward the exit door, while James is in the living room playing with a dog.
James: Ahhh!!!!
Caleb: (in sudden fear) What!? What happened?
James: She ate all my cookies!
Caleb: (looking closer at the dog) James?
James: Yeah?
Caleb: Are you going to marry a dog?
James: What are you saying?
Caleb: As you mentioned before that your girlfriend is coming to meet you, is this your girlfriend?
James: Well, no, she’s married!
Caleb: (thinking deeply) You said "married"... Hmm, quite strange...
James: (in a frustrated tone) What’s so strange about it? What are you thinking, huh?
Caleb: Oh, nothing. Have fun then. See ya.
Scene: Caleb reaches the registration office, sitting in a chair, waiting for the officer.
Officer: (on the phone) Yes, I know, my love, I know, I’m extremely sorry about that, please listen to me first. Yes!! Coming!! Someone called my name. Let me handle this, then I’ll talk to you. Okay, bye!
Officer: (takes a deep breath, sitting in a relaxed position) Hello!
Caleb: (nervously) H-h-hi!!
Officer: What works better, milk or water?
Caleb: (confused) Where do you want to use them?
Officer: You’re dumb! Anyway, yes, how may I help you?
Caleb: I have a car that belongs to my dad, and now I want to transfer it to my name.
Officer: So ask your dad then.
Caleb: You’re not able to understand what I’m trying to say.
Officer: Okay, okay, I got it. He’s like a thorn between you and the car, right?
Caleb: No, the thorn has rotted away now. Uh, I mean, it’s gone now.
Officer: Then what’s the problem? Go plant flowers then.
Caleb: Flowers can’t be planted.
Officer: Then add fertilizer.
Caleb: Fertilizer?
Officer: Mom.
Caleb: Mom?
Officer: Do you guys have reverse?
Caleb: No, we’re the same, now what?
Officer: Call her here, we need proof.
Caleb: She’s not in this city.
Officer: Then talk to her. I want to talk to her.
Caleb: Okay, done.
Scene: Caleb dials the number using the landline.
Caller: Hello...
Caleb: (nervously) Hello, fertilizer! Ahhh, I mean, mom...
Officer: Hold your horses, my boy, you’ll have that time soon.
Caleb: How are you, mom?
Caller: ...
Caleb: Well, I called you because I’m right here at the registration office to register the car in my name, and the officer wants to talk to you, so please have a talk.
Scene: Caleb hands the receiver to the officer.
Officer: Hello, ma'am, good afternoon.
Caller: ...
Officer: (takes the receiver far away) She became lewd.
Caleb: What do you mean by that?
Officer: Haha, thank you.
Caller: ...
Officer: Yeah, yeah.
Caleb: (in a confused manner, folding his arms and waiting)
Caller: ...
Officer: Yeah, I knew there are few who have long... I have long too...
Caleb: (investigating) What are you two talking about, huh?
Officer: Nothing, okay, talk to you later, okay?
Caleb: Okay, now can you register it, please?
Officer: Okay, I can, just provide me with your father’s death certificate.
Caleb: Why?
Officer: I need proof that he’s dead.
Caleb: Okay, but I didn’t bring that with me. Can I call someone from my house to bring it here?
Officer: Yes, sure, go ahead.
Caleb: Thanks.
Scene: Caleb dials the number and holds the receiver to his ear.
Caleb: Hello, Lily?
Lily: Yes, Caleb?
Caleb: Thank God! Lily, can you please come here and bring my father's death certificate?
Lily: Yes, I’ll be there in 3 hours! Okay, bye.
Caleb: Hey, what!? That’s so late! But okay.
Scene: Caleb puts the receiver down, sits comfortably, placing one hand on his...
Chapter-3 car registration!!
Synopsis-
(A Humorous Diary) is a weekly skit written by A Juniors that steps into the life of some crazy people who always find themselves in humorous situations.
( Please note that this work may contain some strong language. continue reading if you enjoy reading this type of content. Thank you for your understanding! )
Narrator: Caleb's father, Shawn, was a car lover. He always traveled in his car, often maintaining it himself, and he believed the car was his son and much beloved, even more than Caleb. One day, his father passed away and left the car to Caleb. However, since the car's registration was in his father's name, now, after his death, Caleb is the official owner, but the car is still legally under Shawn's name. Caleb decided to take the step of transferring the car's registration to his name. Let's see what happens next.
Caleb: (confidently) Hello, sir, I’m Caleb, nice to meet you. Well, I’m here to seek your help. I have a car that previously belonged to my father, Shawn. Unfortunately, he passed away a few days ago. Since the car's registration is in his name, I want to transfer it to my name. I’d like to request that you change the registration to my name. Thank you, sir.
Lily: You ready?
Caleb: Yeah!
Lily: Good.
Scene: Caleb exits the washroom, moving through the living room toward the exit door, while James is in the living room playing with a dog.
James: Ahhh!!!!
Caleb: (in sudden fear) What!? What happened?
James: She ate all my cookies!
Caleb: (looking closer at the dog) James?
James: Yeah?
Caleb: Are you going to marry a dog?
James: What are you saying?
Caleb: As you mentioned before that your girlfriend is coming to meet you, is this your girlfriend?
James: Well, no, she’s married!
Caleb: (thinking deeply) You said "married"... Hmm, quite strange...
James: (in a frustrated tone) What’s so strange about it? What are you thinking, huh?
Caleb: Oh, nothing. Have fun then. See ya.
Scene: Caleb reaches the registration office, sitting in a chair, waiting for the officer.
Officer: (on the phone) Yes, I know, my love, I know, I’m extremely sorry about that, please listen to me first. Yes!! Coming!! Someone called my name. Let me handle this, then I’ll talk to you. Okay, bye!
Officer: (takes a deep breath, sitting in a relaxed position) Hello!
Caleb: (nervously) H-h-hi!!
Officer: What works better, milk or water?
Caleb: (confused) Where do you want to use them?
Officer: You’re dumb! Anyway, yes, how may I help you?
Caleb: I have a car that belongs to my dad, and now I want to transfer it to my name.
Officer: So ask your dad then.
Caleb: You’re not able to understand what I’m trying to say.
Officer: Okay, okay, I got it. He’s like a thorn between you and the car, right?
Caleb: No, the thorn has rotted away now. Uh, I mean, it’s gone now.
Officer: Then what’s the problem? Go plant flowers then.
Caleb: Flowers can’t be planted.
Officer: Then add fertilizer.
Caleb: Fertilizer?
Officer: Mom.
Caleb: Mom?
Officer: Do you guys have reverse?
Caleb: No, we’re the same, now what?
Officer: Call her here, we need proof.
Caleb: She’s not in this city.
Officer: Then talk to her. I want to talk to her.
Caleb: Okay, done.
Scene: Caleb dials the number using the landline.
Caller: Hello...
Caleb: (nervously) Hello, fertilizer! Ahhh, I mean, mom...
Officer: Hold your horses, my boy, you’ll have that time soon.
Caleb: How are you, mom?
Caller: ...
Caleb: Well, I called you because I’m right here at the registration office to register the car in my name, and the officer wants to talk to you, so please have a talk.
Scene: Caleb hands the receiver to the officer.
Officer: Hello, ma'am, good afternoon.
Caller: ...
Officer: (takes the receiver far away) She became lewd.
Caleb: What do you mean by that?
Officer: Haha, thank you.
Caller: ...
Officer: Yeah, yeah.
Caleb: (in a confused manner, folding his arms and waiting)
Caller: ...
Officer: Yeah, I knew there are few who have long... I have long too...
Caleb: (investigating) What are you two talking about, huh?
Officer: Nothing, okay, talk to you later, okay?
Caleb: Okay, now can you register it, please?
Officer: Okay, I can, just provide me with your father’s death certificate.
Caleb: Why?
Officer: I need proof that he’s dead.
Caleb: Okay, but I didn’t bring that with me. Can I call someone from my house to bring it here?
Officer: Yes, sure, go ahead.
Caleb: Thanks.
Scene: Caleb dials the number and holds the receiver to his ear.
Caleb: Hello, Lily?
Lily: Yes, Caleb?
Caleb: Thank God! Lily, can you please come here and bring my father's death certificate?
Lily: Yes, I’ll be there in 3 hours! Okay, bye.
Caleb: Hey, what!? That’s so late! But okay.
Scene: Caleb puts the receiver down, sits comfortably, placing one hand on his...
