Book 1 - When The Joker's Away

Narrator : A wonderful morning in Gotham City. Today, there seems to be nothing bad going on, or so you thought.

Joker : You got the plan, right?

Thug : Yes, Joker. Create a lot of crime sprees at the Gotham City National Bank. Then, you thwart them.

Joker : Right. Then, they'll take me as the security guard, so I can steal from them without them even knowing it. (Laughs). Now, let's go. It's 9:30.

Thug : Yes, Joker. Everybody, Hands Up!!! Who's the Owner?

Alfred : Why, yes I am.

Thug : Give me all your money, old man.

Alfred : Why, here you go, sir. All 8 million dollars.

Thug : Good Job.

Joker : I don't think so. Stop, you hooligan!

Citizen : Why, The Joker stopped that thief. Three cheers for Joker. (Hooray, Hooray, Hooray).

Meanwhile, At the Gotham PD...

Commissioner Gordon : The Joker did what? Why, thank you , Bonnie. Chief O'Hara, the worst has happened. The Joker stopped a robbery at Gotham City National Bank.

Chief O'Hara : Why would the Joker stop a robbery? Why, Commissioner, there's only one man that can figure this out..

They both...