OMG DOG POO.WEIRDO.SPEED DATE by Mark Antony Raines

WHY DID I AGREE TO GO ON A SPEED DATING EVENT; ARE THERE NOT FOR SAD DESPERATE PEOPLE LOOKING FOR LOVE, OMG THAT IS ME. I ARRIVE AT THE EVENT WHICH WAS BEING HELD AT MY LOCAL HALL AND I AM GIVEN MY CARD TO MARK MY FELLOW SPEED DATES IN THE FOLLOWING CATEGORIES. .YEAH, I GO ON A DATE WITH YOU. NO WAY YOU WEIRDO SEEMS A BIT HARSH BUT IT IS PART OF THE MODERN WORLD WE LIVE IN THE WORLD TODAY, I JUST DESPAIR . SITTING ON MY TABLE AWAITING MY TEN MINUTES OF GETTING TO KNOW THE POTENTIAL FUTURE LOVE I HEAR THE RING OF THE BELL LET THE FUN BEGIN WHOPPIE. MY FIRST LADY CALLED MARGARET IS CHATTING ABOUT HER JOB WHICH I GATHER IS COLLECTING THE BAGS OF DOG POO FROM THE COUNCIL BINS. I DO FIND THIS AND BIT OFF PUTTING AND PUT DOWN NO WAY WEIRDO ON MY CARD. I GO THROUGH SEVERAL LADIES EACH AS INTERESTING AS A PLASTIC BAG. SPEED DATING IS AN MASSIVE FAIL SO I THOUGHT AS I WAS LEAVING.

© Mark Antony Raines