So my stupid ass done went and joined a dating website
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And I got 3 responses already
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OK .....
1 Chick is asking if I am willing to relocate..🤨
WTF.. ?
I just freaking joined and this crazy bitch wants me to move in and pay her freaking rent....
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And the other 2 ...
Well we'll well
For $125 an hour
I can be satisfied beyond my wildest dreams....
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All right first off this bitch don't know me the shit I got in my head I don't think she knows what the meaning of wild is
And if I'm paying $125 an hour 😳 SHIT IS GETTING WILD !
And for $350 I can have her for the whole night..
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Look there ain't no shame in my game I can bounce in 15 minutes or I can stay around for an hour and a half but I'm sure as HELL not hanging out with her for the whole freaking night...
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I just got divorced cuz I don't want to be around women that freaking long
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And the other one wants dinner first
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I'll take HOOKER # 2 and take her to Casa DeChuck e cheese,
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I'M GONNA NEED STRONGER MEDS
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The the world is freaking GOING CRAZY and I got a first class non-stop ticket and it only cost me my SANITY !🤡
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