The talk show.
(He sits facing another chair)
CADOC: Hello and welcome to Nature Speaks talk show. Here on this stage we interview the so called 'things' around us and see if there is anything we could learn from their experiences in their life. We have here our very first guest. He's Mr. Oil.
OIL: Hello everybody (waves)I'm glad you could have me for your first episode.
CADOC: You're welcome. Mr.Oil is an expert in cooking, he is the manager of Fry Me Company...