Neil Armstrong is presently living on the moon and is used to hopping and walking on the moon twice a day. He is damn sure and proud that he is the only human being who set his (left) foot right on the moon, first. He knows well that he is the only human soul whom God authorized ( using his veto power) to live and spend another fifty years on the moon, in recognition of his world record feet, nay, world record feat. Along with this unique gift, God granted him a great boon. In order to enable Armstrong to survive on the moon, God created certain special plants and water-well (God seems to be aware of the fact that the lunar soil has sizable oxygen). All Neil has to do is draw a pail of water from the moon well and pour it into the plant, once a week. Then he would get moony leaf vegetables, twice a day. It tastes different every day except that it doesn’t satisfy his taste buds. To add more to Neil's boon cap, God enabled him to consume moon-soil, as a staple food. He only has to dig up some soil and boil it under the borrowed sunlight from the earth. Luckily certain tools and gadgets left back (forgotten) by the successors who landed on the moon, come in handy to serve as shovels, cutters, plates, and mugs in addition to two pairs of dresses. He takes shower in the moon-well as per his wish which is once a month. (Neil hates to shower on a daily basis). God also spared him from wearing an astronaut suit and made Neil’s body suit the moon. When Neil takes the soil and crushes it between his hands it turns into moon sugar. Neil is fond of sweets so he crushes the moon soil often in a day. But the sweetness on the moon is bitterly different from the sweets of his original...