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I sent a small list of books to my husband to order in Amazon and he considered getting me a Kindle. He got ad far as "Kind-" before I screamed out "ABSOLUTELY no way!" A little surprised(he's not the best at picking up on the obvious), he just furrowed his brow, perplexed as to why I lunged to his neck with the intent to sever the carotid artery. "Why, what's wrong?" It was kind of cute actually how oblivious he was, and after 10 years at that. "I cannot read from a Kindle, no way!" He still didn't catch on, staring at me with his jaw dropping. "The one book you wanted is $25. With a Kindle-(oowwwwe, don't say that word, never ever say K-)
-indle, you can download it right then and have every book you want."
"No! When have I EVER shown any interest in cashing out the weathered page?'