Oh pee, oh pee, you golden stream
How you relieve and make us beam
From our bodies you flow so free
Bringing sweet relief to you and me

In moments of stress or strain
You bring comfort, ease the pain
A simple pleasure we take for granted
Until our bladders are full and we've planted

Ode to pee, oh how we adore
The sound of you tinkling, more and more
You bring us closer to nature's call
A simple act that makes us feel tall

So here's to you, pee, our unsung hero
You bring us joy, oh how we glow
In all your yellow, clear, and clean
You are the essence of being human, a simple dream.

© Dark Thorn