The lazy wife of my husband,

Is what his neighbors call me.

They say,

“Look at her attitude,

Too wicked to raise a child!

And her evil nails,

Too long to scare a scarer! “

He answers,

“ If you knew the charm

In those nails of her,

They scratch my back all night,

As she sings me lullabies!

And her attitude,

Is...