It was in the silent of the night, that a sound did appear,
The sound didnt smell right, for it was a sound from the rear,

There was a shuffle in the bed and a head rose in the dark,
"Honey, was that you" the wife had remarked,

No movement was seen but a deep voice bellowed "i have no idea what you are talking about" said a charming fellow

"Honey, you are lying through your teeth," the wife had insist
"Ok, i am sorry honey i thought you were asleep," the voice didnt resist

"Why do you do this all the while,"

"Its better the outside stinks than the insides be vile"

"Dont come with your philosophical shit in this situation!,"

"Honey if i had come with any form of shit we would be having a different conversation,"

"Seriously, i am pregnant think about our unborn child,"

"Thats what my mother said and i turned out fine,"

Then,
In the middle the conversation, before the wife could rebut,
Out came another one from someones butt,

The wife started to shuffle and the lights switched on,
"You can't be serious!' Shouted the wife, her sanity now gone,

Husband looked her dead in the eye with a surprised expression on his...