Out on a strange family safari
just before the breaking of dawn
the first animal we come across
is an Hyena selling buckets of popcorn.

Out on a strange family safari
we see see piles of ripe bananas
my children turn and say to me
"are Zebras, Horses in stripped pyjamas"?

Out on a strange family safari
somewhere deep within the bush
I spot an old wrinkled black Rhino
cleaning his horn with an old toothbrush.

Out on a strange family safari
following the old dried up lake
We see the delightful Dame Mary Berry
teaching Tigers how to bake a cake.

Out on...