I was playing Cornholio,

With my partnered up portfolio,

Turnin' down the radio

Askin' me what's my dealio?



I replied as if it dittint matter,

Then at the bedroom door we both heard a pitter patter,

After we heard the baby in the other room playing with her raddler,

We open the door and it was the neighbor asking to use my ladder,

Trust me if this gets stupid-dumb, sadder,

I told him no and he kept asking which made me redder,

Than madder




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