Did he consume liquor?
Must be stupider than a glue sniffer
Confused a true spitter with a cute critter
And dueled him because he grew bitter the way his jewels glittered
Nobody met their doom quicker
Wish for beef with vicious beasts
Wince from stings worse than wisdom teeth
Impending danger if you’re not a friendly neighbor
Vented anger with pen and paper
Offended haters, men to vapor
© FuzzDButthead