Honestly, I am not one for parties
They've never brought my old soul or heart ease
I do not want to sound too critical
But I hate all parties' political

In my book, hunting parties are okay
But I'm going to list them either way
As you will not catch my ass on the prowl
Trying to stir up some game and or fowl

Bridal parties, another disfavour
And techno parties, I'm not a raver
I hate parties for sewing, for rowing
Third parties— do not get your girl going

Party in your pants, no...